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The New Teacher   George comes from school on the first of September.   "George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.   "I didn\'t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."   新老师   9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。   "乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？" 妈妈问。   "妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。"

Two birls   Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?   Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.   Teacher: Please tell us.   Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.   两只鸟   老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？   学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。   老师：请说说看。   学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model stepped off the elevator.   Blinking in amazement, the hillbilly drawled, "I shouldhave brought my wife!"

Always Thirsty   "I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me." "That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?" "No, but I am always thirsty!"   总感到口渴     一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”   “真是太糟糕了！”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗？”